Do not fear; I have returned

Hello,

I would like to apologise for my lack of posts during the past couple of weeks; it really is somewhat of a miracle that I have not disappeared into the textbooks that I’ve had my head stuck in for the past month or so.

But, dearest readers, I have emerged alive and well.

Yes, you can all breathe a sigh of relief; I know how worried you all were. After today, I should get back to blogging (somewhat) regularly, and with actual interesting content.

As I have nothing in particular to ramble about, here’s a bit about what I’ve been up to recently:

  • I have started the sequel to Jojo Moyes’ ‘Me Before You’, and am absolutely in love with it so far; I have missed our beloved Lou, her somewhat eccentric dress-sense and her general randomness. This book is, somewhat predictably, called ‘After You’. For those of you who like a bit of an emotional rollercoaster, heartbreaking romances and rather long, but not too challenging, reads, I would definitely recommend this series. If you’re not one for reading, the film is fantastic as well. Whether you choose to read or watch this emotional story unfold, you have to experience it one way or another.
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    So, what else have I been up to?

  • Well, I am still waiting for Arctic Monkeys’ new album, and for their UK tour. In the meantime, I have been loving the Wombats’ new album, despite its somewhat depressing name: ‘Beautiful People Will Ruin Your Life’. It was lovely of them to name one of their works after me. Oh no, no, no, I do not mean their most recent album. I am referring to this beauty of a song:

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Oh, how I love self deprecating jokes

  •  I have also recently decided that I am going to run a 10k in October. Woohoo. I think.

By the finish line, I will no longer be a ‘Walking Disaster’, but more of a ‘Collapsed In a Heap Disaster’. Oh, I’m so funny. Ha. Ha. Nice one me. Although I really am running this race in October, I must admit that I did mainly bring it up just so you would all be able to marvel at my highly intellectual sense of humour.

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  • Ah yes, most importantly to me: today, I hit my 1000th view of 2018; that’s pretty cool, so thank you to whoever that lovely person is. Since I started this page, I have had a total of 1,719 views, and 642 different visitors, many of whom are from the UK and the States. Hoewever, I have had readers from Canada, the UAE, Germany and quite a few other countries. Thank you very much, and, yes, that thanks is also directed at those who searched for ‘memes’ in the ‘discover’ section of WordPress and accidentally stumbled across an angry feminist; cheers for boosting my stats.

As of today, I have 47 followers, and no, somewhat surprisingly, that isn’t because I made 47 fake emails, created 47 WordPress accounts and followed myself. I really have made it in the world.

 

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To summarise, I apologise for this pretty lame post, however I thought I’d just relieve you all of the immense anxiety you were feeling due to my lack of activity; I know how worried you all were. In reality, I was heading towards becoming seriously inconsistent in my posting habits, and that is not a route I want to go down.

Seeing as you managed to get to the end of this somewhat excruciating post, I would like to personally guarantee you that, the next time you hear from me, I will actually have an engaging topic to talk about.

Hopefully.

Maybe.

Possibly.

Right, that’s all from me.
Auf Wiedersehen.

 

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